Toilet Break 4: Mas "Limping Terrorist" Selamat
Humour February 29th, 2008
Since everyone is doing their own posters for Prison Break, I thought I’d do something to help promote Toilet Break Prison Break 4.
Coming to a cinema near you.
Original picture and idea courtesy of DK. =)
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lol this is so funny
Look nicer. Especially when the guy is squatting in the middle. Looks really like going toilet. haha
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Toilet Break! LOL
Nice Work there!
ROFL Toilet break
so far the second toilet break the first is the huang na case.
And the say that increasing their salary give us better governance lol.
Can have a pay cut for the servant? DPM or not?
All talk, no action leh.
PS wayang does not count.
Police for goodness sake Work harder leh that guy have a limp one leh.
U got too much free time on your hand!
Did you hear? Whitley Road Detention Centre will soon be renamed “Hotel California” ‘coz… “You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave”…kee kee
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Part II of movie to be directed by Jack Neo. Guest cameo by Wong Cant Sing. Music by SSO.
Hey Guys,
Forget about looking for Mat Selamat in Singapore.
All of you, have been reading government media which is giving you a black out one sided information.
I was across the border in Malaysia and I can firmly say, Mat Selamat is in Malaysia.
Definitely, without a doubt.
I see the signs every where, in bold letters too.
SELAMAT DATANG
literally translated – Selamat has arrived.
There you go… Singapore police should report “lost personnel” at the police station lost and found department just after the underground passageway after the J.B. Causeway immigrations and customs.
Now, we can all go back to sleep and in the morning either choose nasi lemak or curry rice for breakfast. And hold the teh tarik.
good idea!!
I think it’s time for all the police personel especially those sitting in the patrol cars roaming about on the roads to work double hard to prove their competence,apply what they had learn from the police academy,score high points,impress their immediate bosses and get promoted by capturing mas selamat,rather than sitting comfortably in the patrol cars copying down licence plates of those poor taxi drivers waiting for passengers along the roadside,goes back to station reporting to their bosses with those summons they are going to issue,as such,indirectly implying to their bosses they are working hard everyday.”Low Crime Doesn’t Mean No Crime” (Minor Parking Offences Irregardless Whatsoever Reasons Can Be Consider As Crime)
I believe Mat Selamat died in detention,just to cover up his death they say he escape.So they can just dispose of the body by any means possible.So actually by saying Mat Selamat escape nobody will think if maybe he died in prison,or was beaten up or pass away by natural cause.If the truth was told then maybe the JI will take revenge on Singapore in near future.How can the guard let him close the door to just urine.The guard also have a dick so seeing Mat Selamat dick is no big deal.Prisoners should have no privacy well they don’t deserve any.Secondly the guard should have call his name and ask him why he was taking so long,why was the guard waiting for so long just for the prisoner to urine,is it against the law to shout at the prisoner?Next can’t the 1st guard just kick the door open instead of informing others outside the toilet.it is very lame to say that the window at the toilet was not grill off .This a prison where dangerous people are kept,even schools have all windows grill but PRISON they forgotten to place 1 there so stupid or just a lame excuse.You have 4 guards for 1 prisoner yet he can still escape,you all talking cock.some more the cctv camera was not working FUCK THIS IS A PRISON this is another lame excuse,petrol kiosk have cctv cameras working but O SORRY WE FORGOT TO CHECK THE CAMERAS AT THE PRISON CAUSE WE JUST FORGOT SO SORRIE.LOL.LAMER.Finally last point how could they have a covered walk way shelter so close to the fence of the prison.It is dame stupid design.Why did they need such a long time to make up a story like this anyone can make it in few hours.Take time to make up story so everyone will think it must be real..right..
I fully agree with Saint’s comments. It was also stated
that the forensic experts were not able to determine the escape path Mat Selamat took. Why wasn’t the most powerful forensic tool in the Universe used to track him? And why nobody even ask “Wong Cant Sing” about this?
I am referring to sniffer dogs. If they can sniff out narcotics why can’t they sniff out Selamat. If he really
escaped, I am sure he will be caught within minutes. I am very certain the Whitney Detention centre has sniffer dogs. Very strange! Why nobody bring this up.
IF YOU HAPPEN TO SPOT MAT SELAMAT DO NOT TRAIL HIM FROM
BEHIND BECAUSE HE WILL SUE YOU FOR SO-DO-ME.
Why the Hell that MAS still in Malaysia after SOOOO Long? Why he’s not back in SIngapore for BEHEADED!!!!???
かどうかかどうかあなたとあなたの家族考えているでキャッチ、良い取引ニュースのすることができますできるに1つをキャッチまたは多分2つのチャネル。人要求我々していないしないで、違い年齢ですか？