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Humour July 2nd, 2008

Even a (sometimes) insightful blog needs to inject some humour to keep things going, no? It’s the mid-week and I thought it’d be nice to get some people laughing off their chairs – and I hope you are not rocking on it; you might just fall back… and you know? *morbid*

Here’s a good laugh for the mid-week… and oh, have you cast your votes yet?

Daughter: Hello?

Daddy: Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?

Daughter: No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

After a brief pause,

Daddy: But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.

Daughter: Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.

Brief Pause.

Daddy: Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.

Daughter: Okay Daddy, just a minute.

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

Daughter: I did it Daddy. 

Daddy: And what happened honey?

Daughter: Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!

Daddy: Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?

Daughter: He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool… But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.

 

***Long Pause***

 

***Longer Pause***

 

***Even Longer Pause***

 

Daddy: Swimming pool?

Daddy: Is this 486-5731?

Daughter: No, this is 486-5713…..

Daddy: Sorry, wrong number

Some times, things aren’t really as bad as we think it is. Chill out, ya? =)



Reader's Comments

  1. ricE | July 2nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    When it comes to research in customer services, I think the choices on the objective scales are all wrong, you know the Very Happy, Rather Happy, Satisfactory, Not Very Happy, Not At All Happy. I mean seriously, what’s the difference between Bad and Very Bad? You got spat on and you got spat on twice?

    The choices on the scale should be something more realistic, word it out such that all of us can associate with. If you think about it, what is it out that that all of us can associate with? I think top of the list for customer services or any other services is: Did I have an orgasm? Because ultimately when we talk about services is about making people happy and the most important determinant of happiness is the extent one is from getting an orgasm.

    • Was that a hard on?
    • Didn’t move a thing
    • There was shrinkage, and
    • My balls were squeezed too.

    So it will go something like this, “Taking all things together, would you say you had an orgasm, had a hard on, didn’t change a thing, shrinkage or you felt like your balls were squeezed?

    Followed by, “All things considered, how satisfied are you with the orgasm / hard on / stationary / shrinkage and squeeze?”

    Now if you have that, and add the disclaimer: We know we are not giving you an orgasm now, but we intend to use the finding of this survey to give you one, I assure you, business will improve.

  2. Rinko | July 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHA Epic winz…

  3. oOFooi | July 3rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Is happened to me also. After the conversation, we found out that we didn’t know each other. Because she has called the wrong number.. Cheers. 🙂

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